I wear my sunglasses.
Corey Hart might wear his sunglasses as night, but I wear mine in the morning when I’m not feeling my best. Like today. I’m wearing them as I type this from my couch to hide my crazy swollen eyes. And I’m inside. It’s that bad. Picture Little Face from Dick Tracy. But don’t feel bad for me. It’s just an allergic reaction, I’m sure. Plus, lots of cool people wear sunglasses in the morning. Movie stars and crack addicts. That’s not funny. Crack isn’t funny. But my swollen face is. I look ridiculous. Thank goodness it’s Friday.
Photo credits: Cupcakes and Cashmere.